Karina Hart Sex Blog

Tool Time Girl

Here’s Karina wearing the top she’s wearing on the cover of the 2009 SCORE Calendar, themed “tits in tight tops” from cover to cover (you can grab a copy of the February 2009 issue, which contains the 32-page calendar, online at eBoobStore.com or at your local newsstand/adult store, beginning December 2, 2008). Karina defines the phrase “sweater stretcher,” and this scenario makes her our favorite tool girl. Remember the tool time girl on the TV show Home Improvement, famously played by Pamela Anderson. Well, Pammy has nice tits from the mainstream point of view, but she can’t compare to Karina, who works our tools like nobody ever has. Notice, though, that Karina’s favorite tool seems to be that pink dildo, which she expertly uses to hammer her pretty pussy. For many men, this is the dream: a pretty girl with big tits, a nicely equipped workshop, a quiet place to jack. Enjoy the show. And don’t forget to get a copy of that calendar.

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The seven-inch itch

If Marilyn Monroe had been super-stacked and worn green in The Seven-Year Itch… “Excuse me,” Karina said as she pulled on this dress. “What is the seven-year itch?” Ah, to be young and Czech! The Seven-Year Itch, as we explained to Karina, was the 1955 movie in which Marilyn Monroe wore her famous white dress and stood over a subway grating in New York. When a train came by, the wind from the train made her dress billow, resulting in one of the most-famous scenes in movie history. “Who is Marilyn Monroe?” Karina asked, and at that point, we knew it was time to move on. Besides, Karina is making history on her own here, flashing record-breaking cleavage that never would have gotten past those 1955 movie censors, then whipping out her tits and spreading and dildo-izing her pussy in ways that Ms. Monroe never could have dreamed of when she posed for Playboy. Looking at Karina in and out of that green dress, we’ve got a severe case of the seven-inch itch.

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The seven-inch itch

If Marilyn Monroe had been super-stacked and worn green in The Seven-Year Itch… “Excuse me,” Karina said as she pulled on this dress. “What is the seven-year itch?” Ah, to be young and Czech! The Seven-Year Itch, as we explained to Karina, was the 1955 movie in which Marilyn Monroe wore her famous white dress and stood over a subway grating in New York. When a train came by, the wind from the train made her dress billow, resulting in one of the most-famous scenes in movie history. “Who is Marilyn Monroe?” Karina asked, and at that point, we knew it was time to move on. Besides, Karina is making history on her own here, flashing record-breaking cleavage that never would have gotten past those 1955 movie censors, then whipping out her tits and spreading and dildo-izing her pussy in ways that Ms. Monroe never could have dreamed of when she posed for Playboy. Looking at Karina in and out of that green dress, we’ve got a severe case of the seven-inch itch.

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Bikini car wash

Where do we begin? With the sight of Karina in a bikini? With the idea of Karina as a girl at the car wash, getting wet and soapy as she cleans and shines your car? Let’s start with the bikini. “I wore this bikini to the beach once,” Karina said. “Men were tripping over themselves and mothers were covering their children’s eyes. I don’t know why. I think my breasts are beautiful.” Most chicks built like Karina would wear a one-piece to the beach or not go to the beach at all, wrongly thinking that they’re over-endowed. But Karina does justice to a bikini like few other girls can. Her succulent curves, her enormous naturals overflowing her bikini top. Truly, beauty and the beach. But, lest we forget, we’re not at the beach. We’re at a car wash. And Karina is getting all wet. Do we really need to say anything more? The photos and video tell the whole story.

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Bikini car wash

Where do we begin? With the sight of Karina in a bikini? With the idea of Karina as a girl at the car wash, getting wet and soapy as she cleans and shines your car? Let’s start with the bikini. “I wore this bikini to the beach once,” Karina said. “Men were tripping over themselves and mothers were covering their children’s eyes. I don’t know why. I think my breasts are beautiful.” Most chicks built like Karina would wear a one-piece to the beach or not go to the beach at all, wrongly thinking that they’re over-endowed. But Karina does justice to a bikini like few other girls can. Her succulent curves, her enormous naturals overflowing her bikini top. Truly, beauty and the beach. But, lest we forget, we’re not at the beach. We’re at a car wash. And Karina is getting all wet. Do we really need to say anything more? The photos and video tell the whole story.

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Cum in from the rain

Poor Karina. She got caught in a sudden mid-afternoon rainstorm, and she wasn’t wearing a bra. So there she was, walking home from the bus stop, and all the guys were staring at her because her nipples were poking right through the thinny-thin-thin fabric, as if it didn’t even exist. But wait a second! Karina had an umbrella! How’d she get so wet? “Um, I couldn’t get it open fast enough?” Bad answer. We’re not believing it. “Um, I thought it would be fun to get my top wet so that everyone could see my breasts?” Bingo! A girl like Karina takes advantage of opportunities to show off what she’s got, and a sudden rainstorm when she’s wearing a sheer, white top is the perfect opportunity. And what does Karina do when she gets home? Why, she gets naked, that’s what she does! “You wouldn’t want me to walk around all day in wet clothes, would you?” Karina pouted. Actually, yes, we would.

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Please shoot off on the piano player

Is it vertical stripes that make a person look bigger? Or is it horizontal stripes? Doesn’t matter with Karina, who looks super-stacked no matter which way the stripes are going (although judging by the sweater she’s wearing here, we’re going to guess that it’s horizontal stripes that super-size). Okay, now that we have those questions out of the way, the next question is, “Can Karina play the piano?” The answer: No, but who cares? “I would like to be able to play,” Karina said. “I have always admired people with creative talents.” Karina has creative talents. She has the ability to make hard cocks out of soft ones. She has the ability to jam gigantic dildos inside her small, tight pussy. Although the dildo she’s using here is a little thinner and a lot longer than the others we’ve seen her with. “I prefer width to length,” Karina said, “but it is more important that a man knows how to use what he has.” Yeah, we’ve heard that a thousand times. Notice the sincere look of pleasure on Karina’s face as she works the fuck toy in and out of her beautiful cunt. “How can I not enjoy it?” she asked. “Wouldn’t you enjoy it if you were playing with your penis?” Uh, yeah. We are.

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Ready, aim, fire!

Karina is dressed for battle, or maybe some guerrilla warfare. Could your cock survive a confrontation with a pair of H-cup naturals? Karina’s camouflage isn’t going to do much good when she has those huge missiles protruding from her chest, ready for launch, clearly visible from satellites circling the Earth. “I’ve never been able to blend into a crowd,” Karina said, stating the obvious. “But I think I would make a very good army commander. My troops would always be standing at attention!” Here, the focus is on Karina’s big rack, as usual, with plenty of attention paid to her second most impressive asset, her ass. “Believe it or not, I have known many men who didn’t even notice that I had big breasts because they were always looking at my butt,” Karina said. “But most men like my breasts and my butt.” And your pretty face, Karina? She pouted. “Yes, but sadly, men are more interested in tits and ass.” Tell us about it. By the way, Karina said she has never had anal sex but is interested in trying it one day. “Maybe one day, a man will catch me by surprise.” A sneak attack? Sounds like a sound military strategy.

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Laundry day

Ah, Karina! She can make an ordinarily mundane task, like doing the laundry, exciting. Riddle: How many H-cup bras can Karina stuff into the washing machine at one time? Probably two or three, at most. “I don’t wash my bras in the washing machine,” Karina said. “They are too expensive. I wash them with my own two hands.” Okay, show of hands here, men: How many of you would volunteer to do Karina’s wash, just for the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to handle her bras and panties and see how stretched out her tight tops really get. Count us in, and we hate doing the laundry. “I hate it, too, but this time, it was fun,” Karina reported after getting all soapy, for who knows what reason. Really, why is Karina pouring laundry detergent over her precious breasts? Because they’re there!

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Springtime for Karina

And now for some behind-the-scenes information. Normally, during the early stages of a model’s career, most of her photo and video shoots are done indoors, in the studio. The thinking is that the girl might be nervous, and that it’s best to have her getting naked for the first time (or times) in a controlled environment where onlookers are kept to a minimum. Also, lighting and sound are best controlled indoors, and the girls tends to be more comfortable in the environment. That partly explains why, so far, you’ve seen so few outdoor shoots of Karina. But there’s another reason: She was discovered during the heart of the Eastern European winter, when going outside would have meant battling fierce cold and snow. Because the fact of the matter is that Karina is such a natural model who’s so comfortable in any environment, we could have taken her outdoors from the get-go. So, enjoy this look at Karina in the great outdoors. “I loved being outside,” she said. “It felt so good to have the breeze in my hair and the sun on my body, and I felt so naughty knowing that somebody could have walked by and seen me.” Nobody did. We think. But that goes back to the whole idea of uncontrolled environments. You never know who’s watching.

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